Saturday, January 05, 2008

Dick Cheney snuck into my dreams!

Last night I dreamt I was in labor in Dick Cheney's van. He drove it and let me use his cell phone. He was going to let me stay in his apartment for a while since I was away from home, but it was a fifth floor walk-up. There was a snow blizzard outside. I never saw Dick from the front; always from behind. Surprisingly he wasn't an asshole to me. That still doesn't change my opinion of him. Just one request - Dick, how about you get out of my dreams!

1 comment:

Cari said...

I guess he didn't hear the way you pronounced his name at your citizenship exam!